pamelajk:

Do not:

1. Stare
2. Touch
3. Talk
4. Flirt
5. Text
6. Call
7. Send winky faces
8. Send smiley faces
9. Send any kind of faces
10. Unless it is the “back off my boyfriend” face
11. etc;

He is mine. I own him. Go find your own dick. 

(via sabrinafeng)